[about people coming up to him for Captain America] I have no problem talking to people but when it happens in the face of, you know, thirty people… x
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps