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zeldathemes

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  #face: harry styles    #band: one direction    #I THOUGHT THE BUN WAS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME TODAY    #I WAS WRONG  

threelisabeth:

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whY

  #face: harry styles    #band: one direction    #'kim u have issues'    #probably  

You & I

  #face: harry styles    #band: one direction    #'kim stop it'    #NO  

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  #face: harry styles    #band: one direction    #have mercy please  

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  #face: harry styles    #band: one direction    #FFFUUUUUCK  
@staff why u gotta be like this

@staff why u gotta be like this

  #what the fuck is this feature    #nsfw i guess    #its not even fair that im tagging this for u lbh  

[about people coming up to him for Captain America] I have no problem talking to people but when it happens in the face of, you know, thirty people… x

  #face: chris evans    #i wanna cry    #im so tired i cant deal with him  

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

  #i just had a truly inhuman amount of pasta  

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

  #my favourite post  
  #my life