ironmalik replied to your post: my friend hasn’t kissed anyone in a long…
u should kiss her like a mad dog full of saliva and tongue so she thinks shes a kissing god or something
HA yeah
‘look this is how you do it’
-spit attack-
ironmalik replied to your post: I HAD THIS AWFUL DREAM THAT YOU WERE MY AUNT THAT I HATE PRETENDING TO BE A TEENAGER AND IT WAS FUCKING TRAUMATIZING KIM OMG PLS TELL ME YOU’RE NOT MY AUNT
thank god omg the dream was so weird bc at first i was like ‘wait WHAT’ but then it somehow started to make sense bc i forgot my aunts name but i remembered it was like cris or something which is pretty similar to kim
why did you name me cris i have a perfectly good name

I HAD THIS AWFUL DREAM THAT YOU WERE MY AUNT THAT I HATE PRETENDING TO BE A TEENAGER AND IT WAS FUCKING TRAUMATIZING KIM OMG PLS TELL ME YOU'RE NOT MY AUNT
OH MY GOD
i’m laughing so much pls no i am not your aunt
ironmalik replied to your post: because i obviously hate myself i went on twitter…
is that u omg
omg ofcourse it’s not
did you see this

ironmalik replied to your post: this is a historical moment today i will finally…
omg it pains me to no end how that story was never finished
i’m probably gonna hate myself for reading it, i hate unfinished fics
ironmalik replied to your post: have you ever been to england?
londen
taesyang replied to your post: have you ever been to england?
londen
IT’S HOW WE DUTCHIES CALL IT
don’t hate
ironmalik replied to your post: why is nobody liking the idea of three hobbit…
idk i just feel like it’s too much and that taking three years to tell one relatively small story through movies is a bit too much
I just think we’re gonna get a lot of backstory on Middle Earth and idk I’m excited
ironmalik replied to your post: harrymalik replied to your post: do you know…
we dont know for sure it’s just a rumor and im really really hoping its a false one because otherwise imma cry or die idk do something drastic
i really hope this is something dumb people on twitter came up with
ironmalik replied to your post:
ill be sure to scream ‘ahAH YOU WERE WRONG MOFO’ at your face if they ever come out xxxx
thanks I know I can always count on you xxxxx